How can we not discuss Charlie Sheen?
I'm still not entirely sure what exactly is unfolding before my own, and millions of other peoples, eyes ... but he's on crack, right? Seriously, he seems so far gone that there is barely a waft of #tigerblood in the air. His aggressive talkshow bombardment, epic Twitter invasion, and now these creepy live web streams that he's hosting with three strangers sitting behind him in some sort of meth-addled rec room is just jaw-slacking beyond belief. Perhaps I can't quite grasp it due to his #adonis DNA being inordinately out of the realms of my comprehension, but (to quote Extras) I DON'T GET IT.
Now obviously I don't have any desire to mock the afflicted, and if Sheen is genuinely going fucking mental in public then that is truly sad ... but until that's confirmed or he dies a terrible chemically-induced death, let's have a giggle. Laughter makes the world go round and all ...
My top 5 Sheen-isms ranked lowest to highest in my personal order of preference:
5. Adonis DNA
4. Sheen's Korner
3. Earn Yourself
2. Tiger Blood
1. WINNING
Be warned, I will be using these Sheen-isms frequently. I urge you all to do the same ... before we get bored.
